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Friday, June 17, 2011
The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone..
“Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I’ve just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week.”
Obama: “Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We’ll be ruined. We’ll have to ship some condoms in from Mexico ..”
Telephone voice says, “Bad idea… The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We’ll be a laughing stock. What about Canada ?”
Obama: “Okay, I’ll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they’ll continue to respect us as Americans.”
Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested… All colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:
MADE IN CANADA – SIZE: SMALL
Forward this if you’re proud to be Canadian!
(author unknown)
Bus to La Manzanilla from Melaque
Lv Melaque: 7:40 AM 9:40 AM 12:40 PM 14:40 PM 16:40 PM
Lv La Manzanilla 8:30 AM 10:30 AM 13:30 PM 15:30 PM 17:30 PM
(The AM’s and PM’s are for the benefit of the readers who are 2400 hour clock uncertified LOL)
XOCHOMILCO, MEXICO D F
Double Rainbow over Hamilton Ontario
Bungalows Laguna de Tule Villa Obregon, Melaque, Jalisco, Mexico
A great place to stay Spanish http://www.lagunadeltulebungalows.com/
COSTA ALEGRE (Happy Coast)
Two Cougars & a Cafe
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A great place for breakfast and lunch. Reasonable, great food,homey, great staff and clients and Elaine and Elsie are wonderful owners.
Go a few times and you will might get a hug from “the Cougars” and even the staff!.
It is a happy place !
601 Burlington Street East
Just east of Wentworth on north side
Phone 905 525 8112
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The Pines Lounge – Cowlesville, NY
This section under construction – everything is so good
about the people and the place having difficult time
coming up with a description.
In the meantime check it out you will love it.